Aborted Jesus Milkshake
by Mitchell Williams
ALL AGES FUN!
We are Aborted Jesus Milkshake.
Darwin's Premiere Brutal North Coast Blackened Deathgrindslamcore band slash comedy troupe slash hip hop outfit slash DJs.
Not only are we entertaining, we're cheap as free. Rates may differ for alternate services and any personal requests can be negotiated prior to your event.
In our illustrious career we have opened for many national artists and gained notoriety on the internet for being strange, upsetting and fun.
Enquiries can be directed to our Facebook page or email us firstname.lastname@example.org/abortedjesusmilkshake